Due to a series of unfortunate accidents you can no longer buy new lawn darts. You can however, aquire them elsewhere (garage, attic, Jart black market, etc.) For those of you who do have them, we have an exciting, even MORE dangerous twist to the game! This game is not for the weak of heart, or even the sane. This game is for truely bored persons with a tendency to harm themselves! And now, without furthur ado I present...
The trick is, the dart is on fire. Now, I know what you are thinking. What good does that do?!?!! Well, for one it burns your hand, but more important it helps you score points!!! Thats right, the longer you hold it, the higher points you recieve. And anyone worth their weight in sunflower seeds knows that points are everything in this world. Well, maybe not everything, but a whole lot....
| Flaming Lawn Darts Scoring Chart | |
| Time Held In Hand | Points Per Second |
| 1-5 | 1 Point |
| 6-10 | 2 Points |
| 11 + | 3 Points |